The Teeny Bopper Syndrome...

SO...you're 16 and just discovered that you want to "stand out" and be "different" because being mainstream is sooo totally not cool. Well here's my own personal guide to being a "Teeny Bopper"...FYI, these guys are the mother of all douche bags.

Dye a single strip in your fringe a totally "rad" colour

Buy Doc Martens in every colour possible (i like DMs but these guys ruined them for me)

Hayley Williams is your hero.

You listen to 30 Seconds to Mars because their music touches a deep and meaningful part of your tortured soul. When in actual fact it's because Jared Leto is soooooo hot!

You're confused about your sexual orientation, but in actual fact you're just pretending because it's not mainstream.

You and your girlfriend take pictures of eachother with a 12MP camera in your garden dressed up as hoes claiming you love photography and you are a photographer.

AND last but not least the piest de resistance...Edward Cullen is your idea of the perfect man.